Noddy - I wasn't that drunk yesterday!
Mandy - Oh yeah! You took the shower head in your hand and told it to stop crying! What was that? Boy - Dad!....You told me yesterday to put a potato in my swimming trunk! it will impress girls in the pool! ... but you forgot one thing to mention! Dad - And what is it? Boy - That the Potato should go in the font! Husband - What my wife sings, I used to go outside to do something like gardening or washing my car! Friend - Why? Husband - Because neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on!
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Girlfriend - If I cry would you cry?
Boyfriend - Of course I'll cry! Girlfriend - If I laugh would you laugh? Boyfriend - Of course I'll laugh! Girlfriend - If I jump from a cliff would you jump? Boyfriend - Of course I'll laugh!!
Santa - Banta! Check out that Sun is raised or not!
Banta - But outside is dark! Santa - Hey! So watch through torch you doodle! Santa - We couple want to learn Tamil ! Banta - Why? Santa - We adopted a Tamil Baby! We're thinking that before he starts talking, we learn Tamil ! Santa - Doctor! I had a fever 2 years ago! Doctor - So what now? Santa - I was passing by there so thought that I asked you "now can I bath or not?"
Teacher - Raja! Tell me! Do you know all about Birds?
Raja - Yes Teacher! Teacher - So tell me! Which Bird can't Fly? Raja - Teacher! Dead Bird! Teacher - Tell me Raja! What is the benefit of Semester System? Raja - Don't know the benefit Teacher! But Insult happens twice a year! Dad - Raja you idiot! Do your study! Did you ever opened any Book? Raja - Ya dad! I open a book regularly! Dad - Which book? Raja - Facebook!!
Teacher - Raja I'll give you 2 Sentences! You have to tell the difference between them!
First is "He Cleaned Utensils!" Second is "He had to clean Utensils!" Raja - Teacher! In first sentence the Cleaner is Unmarried and in second, he is Married! Teacher Knocked out.
S.C.H.O.O.L
Seven Creepy Hours of Our Life C.L.A.S.S Come Late and Start Sleeping F.I.N.A.L.S F...K I Never Actually Learned Shit School Life Most irritating Moment - Morning Alarm Most difficult Task - To find Socks Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class Most Lovely time - Meeting Friends Most Tragic Moment - Surprise Test in 1st Period Most Wonderful News - Teacher is Absent |